PURGING - OR MOVING SALE, WHATEVER

Lori and I had the brilliant stroke of genius to scramble all week to do a garage sale this weekend. While our marketing has been super-professional our preparation has been a bit scattered.  Or maybe I should just speak for myself and say MY preparation has been scattered. Per usual, I've spent all my time thinking about the big stuff and no time on the details. However, if anyone needs a rubber spoon and spatula with arms and legs they are 25 cents a piece.

Mr. P suggested that we needed to add pictures of chicks in bikinis to our online marketing portfolio. Not us, apparently, but random chicks in bikinis (insult or good marketing acumen?) I'm not sure that's the clientele we want to attract...but I've added a sample to this post so let me know if that makes you more interested in buying our crap.

Brian gets in tonight and I can imagine his reaction to the current status of my home will be "what the hell have you been doing for the past week?" I am very familiar with this particular response to my perceived lack of productivity - my dad says this every time he helps me move. What I have really been doing is planning my attack so when I get down to it I can knock it out quickly. I have also been puttering at an astounding rate. If they gave medals for lack of attention span precipitating harebrained puttering I would totally win the gold.