Help wanted!

No, this isn't a job posting. I'd like some input on two things: 1. possible occupations and 2. Halloween costumes.

First, I've been so enjoying my month of unemployment that I'd like to figure out a way to make this a permanent lifestyle without being reduced to living in a box or begging for pennies. I'm thinking of a couple of ideas.  One, is the beginning (or renewal??) of a life of crime. I figure one big theft per month and I could spend the rest of the time relaxing. If someone with technological expertise would be willing to partner up with me we could get into some manner of identity theft or other online tomfoolery.  My second idea is to marry aliens looking for green cards for a hefty sum.  As long as they would be willing to pay I could live with each for the requisite 3-5 years in order to validate the marriage.  I would even consider bigamy so as not to cause issue with divorce.  Thoughts from the peanut gallery on the best course of action?

The next dilemma is what to wear for Halloween. Lori and I (and anyone else who would like to join) are thinking of some group-type costume.  I was set on being gang members, but couldn't decide whether we would be bloods or crips.  I prefer red (and can do an actual gang sign for bloods) but Lori thinks she would look better in blue.  Then I talked to little miss Callan tonight and she suggested we go as the three blind mice.  There are only two of us but I can imagine there is another friend of ours with a need for a costume who would be willing to put on ears, a tail and sunglasses.  VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN!